It Really Be Like That Sometimes

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[elventiefling]

sometimes a descriptor is just that, guys: a descriptor

[butyouarenotthesun]

oh, goat?

[elventiefling]

PLEASE give me context for that

[butyouarenotthesun]

so, our party was traveling in a mountainous area and the DM mentioned there was a goat a little ways away, just a little scenery building. the party immediately spent the next (real-life) 20 minutes insight checking the goat, detecting magic on the goat, questioning the goat, ect. eventually the sorcerer ended up killing and eating the goat. DM was very exasperated.

[elventiefling]

oh my GOD

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[thebeverlymarsh]

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

[stuckykittyspidey]

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

[mitochondiva]

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

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[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

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[punchys-dad]

Timmy: It’s called fashion sweaty look it up :)))))

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[beastlyworlds]

Also: Leo and Jason freaking out in the evil enchanted department store 

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Anonymous asked:

Ideal number of teeth?

setheverman answered:

as many as i can get my hands on

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[deathbydiangelo]

“but if you dress/talk like that, it makes boys not walk to talk to you!!”

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[culljoy]

She’s axing you nicely.

[thepastelcalavera]

I’m not even remotely familiar with homestuck but this is important